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} catch(err) {}</description><title>Oh No Jew Didn't!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ohnojewdidnt)</generator><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>OK Cupid Shares the "Love"</title><description>Refinery29.com shares some similar beautiful moments.  Like this gem: 
&amp;#8220;Hi dear..Checking...</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/26922819787</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/26922819787</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:56:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Been There, Done That</title><description>&amp;#8220;Just received a suggestion that was not their fault, they couldn&amp;#8217;t have known, but...</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/9665522677</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/9665522677</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 09:43:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>itsalwayssunny:

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</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7kfloL7Zz1qzvjn8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://itsalwayssunny.tumblr.com/post/1037859125/via-monkeyknifefight" target="_blank"&gt;itsalwayssunny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://monkeyknifefight.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;monkeyknifefight&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/1037866000</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/1037866000</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:20:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Online Dating Is Nothing But Losers Like You"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5625545/online-dating-is-nothing-but-losers-just-like-you"&gt;"Online Dating Is Nothing But Losers Like You"&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/1037863422</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/1037863422</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:19:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Rule: Don't Assume </title><description>
The date started out good—he was cuter in person than in his pictures, we were laughing and talking...</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/903293688</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/903293688</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 11:42:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Catch </title><description>THIS WAS MY VERY FIRST EMAIL ON THE DAY I SIGNED UP.  NOT EXACTLY ENCOURAGING.  

RE: HeyI&amp;#8217;m...</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/755124139</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/755124139</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:48:37 -0400</pubDate><category>gregg gillis</category></item><item><title>Featured Couple </title><description>Congrats Carli! 

</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/661726463</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/661726463</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 21:43:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>To Whom It May Concern</title><description>A JDATE PROFILE:   Misses, company GIN TONIC recruits: If you are between 20 and 35 years old, you...</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/519725127</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/519725127</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:24:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>FINALLY someone listened to my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0ep94ZS0U1qz7xu1o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;FINALLY someone listened to my idea! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mhudack.com/post/498167143/mascarah-spotted-on-rivington-street-about" target="_blank"&gt;mikehudack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lifelovepursuit.com/post/498164122/spotted-on-rivington-street" target="_blank"&gt;mascarah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spotted on Rivington Street.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;About time we establish lanes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/499761013</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/499761013</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 23:46:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>&amp;#8220; Eat out often, but the best steaks are served on the deck at my apt.&amp;#8221; </title><description>&amp;#8220; Eat out often, but the best steaks are served on the deck at my apt.&amp;#8221; </description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/499188071</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/499188071</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 19:08:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Compares Himself To The Situation</title><description>About Me   
Sometimes I wake up and have a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, sometimes I will go with...</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/490499469</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/490499469</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:45:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video of a bad jdate explained.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="324" id="639855" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="jdate horror story Funny Videos"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NjM5ODU1" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NjM5ODU1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="324"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Video of a bad jdate explained.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/488160017</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/488160017</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:34:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Looking For Stories</title><description>Anyone have any good stories to share?  I wanna bring this baby back! </description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/488150941</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/488150941</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:30:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>deleteyourself:

This guy was going bald, so he decided to look...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l05azslxFq1qz4dqwo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/486986290/this-guy-was-going-bald-so-he-decided-to-look" target="_blank"&gt;deleteyourself&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This guy was going bald, so he decided to look like an asshole.  Click through for more pictures. (&lt;a href="http://www.philsays.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/488142678</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/488142678</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 23:26:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahkellonearth:

“I realize how ridiculous it is. It’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzhocufI9Q1qb2ssuo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahkellonearth.tumblr.com/post/456990192/i-realize-how-ridiculous-it-is-its-10-oclock" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahkellonearth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“I realize how ridiculous it is. It’s 10 o’clock in the morning, we’re all wearing $3,000 hats, we’re drinking like $20 cappuccino and we’re talking about the most ridiculous shit in the world. You can’t make that stuff up.” &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/457149509</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/457149509</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:41:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>langer:

out in the club and i’m sipping that bub and you’re not...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz8my7xeVp1qz9aeqo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://langer.tumblr.com/post/446037019" target="_blank"&gt;langer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;out in the club and i’m sipping that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/453328008</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/453328008</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:04:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hipsterpuppies:

rambo’s appreciation for the music of r. kelly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxzr808a221qb0fx9o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/post/395012366/rambos-appreciation-for-the-music-of-r-kelly" target="_blank"&gt;hipsterpuppies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;rambo’s appreciation for the music of r. kelly rapidly evolved from “ironic” to “genuine” to “not at all”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[photo via dana a]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/410079915</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/410079915</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:17:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Generic   </title><description>Is there a template for people when you decide you dont want to date them anymore?  These are two...</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/358162422</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/358162422</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:53:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Looking for</title><description>FROM A MALES PROFILE:   Misses, company GIN TONIC recruits: If you are between 20 and 35 years old,...</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/261416665</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/261416665</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:48:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Success Story!
Stephanie &amp; Aaron</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktukvnz7W71qzbt7bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Success Story!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Stephanie &amp; Aaron&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/261413712</link><guid>http://ohnojewdidnt.tumblr.com/post/261413712</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:45:23 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
