To Whom It May Concern
A JDATE PROFILE: Misses, company GIN TONIC recruits: If you are between 20 and 35 years old, you have a pleasant physical appearance, a good sense of responsibilities, and you like to raise to the challenge, then this job is for you!!! Your role: charm the young man on the attached picture. Serious references required in the fields of seduction, feminism, the art of risk and subtlety. The job offered will be contracted for an undetermined duration. Wages vary according to profile + premiums in the event of instantaneous attraction… For all applications and suggestions, please leave your letter of motivation in the box labeled “emails to him”. All your applications will be scrupulously studied by our manager and will be given an answer within a reasonable time frame. But hurry because there is only one opening for this exceptional job….PS: The girls still in love with their old boyfriend, vain, who think they are entitled princesses, old controlling mooches, low-class, vulgar, doped up, those obsessed with diet-coke, pathological liars or those taking Prozac 50 mg to abstain from applying… Management, best regards…
