Oh No Jew Didn't!

Unsuccessful stories of the JDater.

Compares Himself To The Situation

About Me   

Sometimes I wake up and have a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, sometimes I will go with some cereal, a banana, and a hard boiled egg. I have been to almost every New York Knicks home game this season that I can make it to. If I am in a good mood I can be extremely funny, Like funny to the point that you will ask me to become a professional comedian so that I can earn us both millions of dollars. RIght now I work in the Bronx as an Oral Surgeon mostly pulling peoples teeth out for a living. I live in the city but do not get to enjoy it as much as I would like. I am looking for someone that likes to chillax and go out for nice dinners and occassionally get crazy on the weekends. Someone that can keep things interesting and humerous under any circumstance. I love to watch movies even though it is not the most social of activities, but we can always talk about it afterwards…