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April 2010

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To Whom It May Concern

A JDATE PROFILE: Misses, company GIN TONIC recruits: If you are between 20 and 35 years old, you have a pleasant physical appearance, a good sense of responsibilities, and you like to raise to the challenge, then this job is for you!!! Your role: charm the young man on the attached picture. Serious references required in the fields of seduction, feminism, the art of risk and subtlety. The job offered will be contracted for an undetermined duration. Wages vary according to profile + premiums in the event of instantaneous attraction… For all applications and suggestions, please leave your letter of motivation in the box labeled “emails to him”. All your applications will be scrupulously studied by our manager and will be given an answer within a reasonable time frame. But hurry because there is only one opening for this exceptional job….PS: The girls still in love with their old boyfriend, vain, who think they are entitled princesses, old controlling mooches, low-class, vulgar, doped up, those obsessed with diet-coke, pathological liars or those taking Prozac 50 mg to abstain from applying… Management, best regards…

Apr 13, 2010
Apr 5, 2010287 notes

“ Eat out often, but the best steaks are served on the deck at my apt.” 

Apr 5, 2010
Compares Himself To The Situation

About Me   

Sometimes I wake up and have a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich, sometimes I will go with some cereal, a banana, and a hard boiled egg. I have been to almost every New York Knicks home game this season that I can make it to. If I am in a good mood I can be extremely funny, Like funny to the point that you will ask me to become a professional comedian so that I can earn us both millions of dollars. RIght now I work in the Bronx as an Oral Surgeon mostly pulling peoples teeth out for a living. I live in the city but do not get to enjoy it as much as I would like. I am looking for someone that likes to chillax and go out for nice dinners and occassionally get crazy on the weekends. Someone that can keep things interesting and humerous under any circumstance. I love to watch movies even though it is not the most social of activities, but we can always talk about it afterwards…

Apr 2, 2010
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